Editor's note: I wrote this post almost two months ago, but I've been waiting for another encounter with a snake so I could get a picture or two.
I often walk Hershey – our Hershey-bar-colored dachshund –
with one of my neighbors and her dog. On one such walk we were talking about
encounters with snakes. She described seeing “Mr. Slithers” in her yard, and
the nickname stuck.
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I stopped to allow this fellow to cross in front of me. He was
nice enough to move slowly so I could take his picture. |
You can’t ride on the trails in the spring, summer and fall
(and even warm winter days) without seeing snakes. They’re out there in the
woods and they frequently cross the trails. Most of the encounters with snakes
are brief and benign. My first one wasn’t.
Awhile back I took a half day off from work to be at home
for a visit from the Time Warner repairman. They give you a window of time for
their visit and in this case it was noon to 6 p.m. Of course, that usually
means he arrives at 5:57. That day he got there at 12:15 and was finished at 1.
I took advantage of the opportunity to ride up to Planet Fitness for a workout.
It was already hot in March of that year, so I put on a pair of gym shorts and
a t-shirt and off I went. I was still riding my first bike and the brakes were
very worn so I couldn’t stop quickly. I rode around the subdivision, doubling
back several times to go uphill whenever possible, before getting on one of the
walking trails (my favorite part of the ride). A small creek runs beside the
trail, and the gurgling of the water is always welcome. Near the end of the
trail, it turns and crosses the creek. As I approached the sharp turn onto the
bridge, a water moccasin slithered quickly out of the brush coming right at my
front tire. I knew I didn’t have the time or space to stop, and besides, who
wants to stop right by a snake? So I
stomped down on the pedal one more time, raised my feet to my handle bars,
yelled “shiiiiiiiiiit,” and ran right over him as I turned onto the bridge. I
rolled to the other side, braked and looked back. The snake had coiled up and
was looking around like he was asking, “what just happened?” I got mad at that
point, put down my kickstand and started back toward him. I had malice in my
heart, which was pounding away at about 1,000 beats per minute. But the snake
disappeared under the bridge. I rode on, with my pulse slowly returning to
normal. To this day I wonder how I didn’t actually do what I yelled.
Fortunately my other encounters have been far less…stimulating.
Most of them have been with black snakes. Those are the ones you see most
often. There are green snakes, garter snakes, brown snakes and the occasional
copperhead. Water moccasins are around, but I haven’t seen another one. You
tend to see snakes more in the morning and evening. You also see them more
often in the spring. They’re hungry and horny, and move around more. The best
thing is that they can’t hide on the concrete. In fact you see them clearly
most of the time even if they’re just off the trail. The city crews keep the
ground surrounding the trails mowed and clear and that makes Mr. Slithers easy
to spot. Some of them are small, just hatched in some cases. Others are larger,
including the Godzilla of copperheads.
I saw him while riding south on the Neuse River Greenway one
evening in September. I was on a long, straight stretch of trail, and I saw him
about 200 yards ahead of me. I couldn’t tell what kind he was at first. The
nights were already getting cooler and he was just lying there on the concrete
warming up. As I got closer I saw the distinctive tan color and pattern on his
back. I also noticed his size. He was more than five feet long and his body was
as big around as a weightlifter’s arm. I’ve never seen one that large, not even
in a museum or zoo. That night he was lying still. So I moved over to the edge
of the trail away from him and increased my speed. I shot past him. He didn’t
budge. I guess he didn’t have anything to prove.
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Most of the snakes you see on the greenway trails are black
snakes. They're not particularly aggressive out there. |
As I’ve mentioned previously, I give Mr. Slithers every
benefit of the doubt out there. It’s different if they come in my yard, but
that’s a whole different story. I’ve come to a complete stop several times when
a snake is crossing ahead of me. One time I was going in and out of bright sun
and shade, and a black snake appeared in the shade in front of me. I didn’t
have time to stop or miss him, but I did swerve to the side so I only ran over
the tip of his tail.
I’ve never made a particular study of snakes, but I do think
they have good hearing. Sometimes I even think they can follow English. One
time I stopped in front of a long black snake who wasn’t in any hurry to finish
crossing the trail. I sat for a minute watching him and he didn’t budge. So I
called out, “Hey there, how about making some room.” And he did. He went on across
and into the bushes. Another time I came up on a small copperhead near the edge
of the trail. I moved over to the other side and said, “Watch it, little guy,”
as I went by. He immediately coiled up in his strike pose. But I was long gone
and out of range.
In all but my first meeting with snakes on the trails, I’ve
left them alone and they’ve returned the favor. Even the few times I had no
choice but to run over them, they just kept going and got off the trail
quickly. It seems like they don’t know quite what to think of people on bikes.
Possibly bikes make people seem both bigger and faster, and therefore, more
formidable and not to be tangled with. Either way, I’m not a fan of snakes. But
we have a fairly satisfactory truce out on the greenways. Hey Mr. Slithers, just
stay out of my yard…